Had I known November was going to be such a busy month, I would have considered hiring a blog-writing monkey to write all my blogs for me.
This monkey.
He tried to eat my sunglasses in 2008.See you in December!
28.11.11
No Vember
As November comes to a close, I'd like to publicly apologize for the lack-lustre blog entries from this month. I just sort of felt like rhyming, and it stifled my creativity! Also, it was a busy month!
Had I known November was going to be such a busy month, I would have considered hiring a blog-writing monkey to write all my blogs for me.
This monkey.
He tried to eat my sunglasses in 2008.
See you in December!
Had I known November was going to be such a busy month, I would have considered hiring a blog-writing monkey to write all my blogs for me.
This monkey.
He tried to eat my sunglasses in 2008.See you in December!
24.11.11
Mo Vember
No offence kids, but this moustache party has to end. I am all for charity and for creating buzz for charity and for no more prostate cancer. Of course I am. But I kind of have a theory about this furry phenomenon we call "Movember"... Care to hear it?
In one year, or maybe two, I see a new kind of Movember. Soon we, the moustache-less, will come to realize that this itchy, crumb-covered, problem can be prevented! I present you with the NEW Movember! A Movember where we donate money to KEEP you from growing a moustache!
WHAT?! BRILLIANT! November will hit and instead of throwing razors out the window, men will start to threaten... "Donate to my cause or I will grow a moustache!" They'll say! And we will cry, "NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T! HERE TAKE IT ALL!"
Is it just a good idea? Or was it their plan all along?!
VIVE LE RESISTANCE!
Sorry if I stole a photo of your moustache off the internet. You totally deserve this.
In one year, or maybe two, I see a new kind of Movember. Soon we, the moustache-less, will come to realize that this itchy, crumb-covered, problem can be prevented! I present you with the NEW Movember! A Movember where we donate money to KEEP you from growing a moustache!
WHAT?! BRILLIANT! November will hit and instead of throwing razors out the window, men will start to threaten... "Donate to my cause or I will grow a moustache!" They'll say! And we will cry, "NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T! HERE TAKE IT ALL!"
Is it just a good idea? Or was it their plan all along?!
VIVE LE RESISTANCE!
Sorry if I stole a photo of your moustache off the internet. You totally deserve this.
23.11.11
20.11.11
I Know Vember
Having a Sunday photo shoot right in my very own apartment! I know, right? Vember? Yeah... I think I have a fever. Making sense just isn't going to happen in this blog.
18.11.11
Beau Vember
In this case, "beau" means "beautiful". Because there is nothing as beautiful as a warm chocolate chip muffin...
16.11.11
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