It is fall. Fall is apple time. Not to be confused with hammer time, apple time is a time when delicious apples are made readily available, and you can bake them into various tasty treats!

Please join me on this journey of turning a tree full of apples, into a pot full of apple sauce...

First, you gather the apples. While you are busy doing that, you might also consider picking up some of the rotten apples that have fallen on the ground, and chucking them at stationary objects, like trees. This makes them split apart with a great explosion! Then you peel 'em! And then you chop 'em and add stuff to 'em like water, sugar and cinnamon!Boil it all up and I'm sorry but there is no way to make this look appetizing. But it is delicious!