Wanna know what is in Rockton, Ontario? So do I.
I was recently sent to Rockton (I hadn't heard of it either) to do some work, and I was really looking forward to it. No, I wasn't, you're right. I was like, "what the hell is Rockton and why am I going there?" Then what did I find?!?!Nothing.
Wanna see what Rockton has to offer?
DO STUFF IN FRONT OF SIGNS!
P.S. Sorry if you're from, love, or live in Rockton. Nothing personal. I hear the fair was awesome this year. Not.
P.P.S. Wow I'm anti-Rockton tonight for some reason.
P.P.P.S. I cannot WAIT until I am able to share what I actually did in Rockton. You will maybe die.