Business Cards

My new business cards are ready! Wow!
So this is what 2000 equally sized pieces of paper looks like.

I feel like I should take them all out of the box and put them on the floor and try to swim around in them a la Scrooge McDuck...

It may be the closest I come to having a room full of money to swim in, but the paper cut factor may be enough to deter me this time...
You sort of can't see it in this picture, but the black side of the card says my name in shiny black! It's super classy, I swear! Also I took out my phone number. Don't need crazy blog stalkers. That's right I'm talkin' to you.

In the mean time, new business cards are fun!
Let's drum up some business shall we?